HELLO.
Ozzy was on Survivor: Cook Islands, Micronesia and South Pacific.
He is also the one of the manliest men to EVER appear on the show.
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| Yeah Ozzy. You hold that coconut. mmhmmm |
On Cook Islands he was the runner up. Jeff Probst was definitely a fan of him saying Ozzy was one of the best competitors and dominated in every aspect of the game. #MyMan
In Micronesia, Ozzy had a rough time. He was blind-sided by the beautiful, and super annoying, Parvati Shallow. He did not make it to finals but he made it onto the jury. And if you can't win the show or make it to the finals, then getting on the jury is next on the list.
Unfortunately, Ozzy didn't ever win Survivor. His last and final appearance on Survivor: South Pacific was not his friend. He had a rough time there, but made multiple moves that will go down in Survivor History:
- He made one ballsy move by telling his tribe to vote him out to redemption island, where he survived the entire season.
- Later he was able to re-enter the game, only to be voted out AGAIN. That's twice in one season. but once more, he dominated redemption island, beating everyone who attempted to challenge his wonderful prowess.
- He later re-entered the game and was voted out one final time. He was the last member of the jury, which rubbed salt on the freaking wound. #ouch. But no one had ever been voted out
THREE times in one season, in that way, he accomplished the impossible.
Lets all take a moment to revel in this man-bun glory - However, his real saving grace was winning the "Sprint Player of the Season" finally winning something!
So unfortunately, Ozzy never won. But fortunately he graced us with his presence on not one, not two, but three Survivor seasons.
So from every person with eyes, to you, thank you. Thank you Ozzy for letting us view your all encompassing glory.
Sherri Riggs
-the Survivor Girl
#Survivor, #MCM, #ManCrushMonday,
